Posts by Simon Morley

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Serena Wins Wimbleton

by RubaDub in

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she did it again.. i'm waiting for someone to come out and give a prayer.. rub a dub.

Simon Morley

They were worrying about Serena's short balls.

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Will we have to endure Serena thanking Jehovah for another Wimbledon title?

by jambon1 in

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Such hypocrisy in this religion (no better than the others) that the Williams sisters get away with this. While GB produce such inane animations to scare little kids sh**less they do nothing with the likes of the Williams sisters. Google images of her and there are none in her FS outfit but plenty of her showing as much flesh as possible. I have nothing against those who proclaim to be religious, unless they are practicing hypocrites - the Williams family and Mama Jackson all fit into that category. I am sure that Jehovah blessed her short balls so she could win....

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a mysterious and unexplained picture by the WT

by cedric1er in

how does the watchtower justifie bibliquelly this very strange " hand " ?.

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to see a few secondes !.

Simon Morley

Its what the GB says will happen if you use the five fingered widow too much...

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Serena Wins Wimbleton

by RubaDub in

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friends

she did it again.. i'm waiting for someone to come out and give a prayer.. rub a dub.

Simon Morley

Such hypocrisy in this religion (no better than the others) that the Williams sisters get away with this. While GB produce such inane animations to scare little kids sh**less they do nothing with the likes of the Williams sisters.Google images of her and there are none in her FS outfit but plenty of her showing as much flesh as possible. I have nothing against those who proclaim to be religious, unless they are practicing hypocrites - the Williams family and Mama Jackson all fit into that category. I am sure that Jehovah blessed her short balls so she could win....

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Important Clarification Regarding Candace Conti Case

by headisspinning in

a document has been circulated that suggested that candace conti was only seeking one penny fer 144,000 members of the annointed.

please note the clarification below.

we all have to be very careful about sharing misinformation since this can be very damaging to our efforts and 'opposers' will latch onto these 'errors' and claim we are lying.... new update from candace about the document on her requesting a penny per 144,000. she said the actual documents were legal documents that were put together to create the other document making these claims.

Simon Morley

Thanks, we all appreciate the clarification

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Eric Sykes has died, one of the unrecognised comedy greats.

by Phizzy in

this thread is for those on the uk side of the pond, i guess our friends in the u.s would not have been exposed to the comedy genius of eric.. i say "unrecognised" in the thread title with recognition that many many people here in the u.k had great affection for eric and did appreciate his prodigious talent, but i still feel it would have been good if he had received even more in the of the way of approbation and appreciation in his lifetime.. r.i.p eric, you were one of a kind..

Simon Morley

My sense of humour (very British, very black...) was moulded in my preteen years due to a great show called "Sykes and A..." Eric and Hattie (Jaques) were an incredible team (played brother and sister...a smart move) backed with some great writing from Eric. He goes to his grave knowing he is truly one of the fathers of modern British comedy. His style spawned a number of other greats such as the Pythons and Ricky Gervais. He will be missed, but we have his legacy....

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Hardest most awkward parts of being mentally out but physically in

by BU2B in

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i am still physically in but am completely out mentally.. i was curious for those who spent some time in the borg while being mentally out or are still in that position, what is the worst, hardest or most awkward parts... for me i intensly dislike attending the meetings however its bearable as i can just let my mind wander, but field service is awful.

i cannot try to bring someone in to a group that i am trying to plot a way out of.

so now i try my best to either spend the day driving around to others fruitless rv's (we have somewhat rural territory) or eating out at an extended breakfast or if door to door cannot be avoided, i try to work alone and not ring bells.

Simon Morley

I was detatched mentally about a year before leaving. Sad (hypocritical) event with CO, DO and two ass**** elders. Caught them all in a lie and exposed it at the meeting of the CO and elders. Anyway, that was the light going on - could not see much difference vbetween the RC church I left and the JW I joined.... I used the lessons of the 'boiling frog". If I quit all at once they would notice and become hounders but I planned my exit over 6 months of slow deliberate actions. 1st I stepped aside as an elder with all the usual excuses of needing time with my family, loosing my joy, etc. Reduced meeting attendance, skipped CA, SAD and DC, no assignments, missed once a week FS then increased it to becomming irregular, then back for a week ,etc. When I was 100% out in Feb 2010 it took four months for anyone to really notice, got the visit over and done with (gave them no opportunity to pull the DF rout with my "apostate" thinking). Had fun with excuses they could not challenge, such as feeling I got baptized for selfish reasons as Armegddon was immenent and was interested in self preservation - needed to reconcile that, plus other hard to challenge excuses. Once I set my mind to action, it made the meetings easier as the cognitive dissonance was abating fairly fast. I began to pay attentin to simply confrim what my heart now truly felt. All the best, lots of experience here to help you through. I could not have got as far as i did without the JWN and the support of many.

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